smoothestjazz:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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not all men

(Source: uncooler)

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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(Source: alexanderwilliam)

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about